Theo Hart

Agents > Self-publishing Except for Eragon. CP was lucky.

One thing: I'd suggest that you didn't base the hero on yourself. It is a bit narcissistic. Not if the Lead has flaws. ;) Just don't make the Lead inordinately ...

Well I know exactly what you mean, but that was Bukowski's style. Which may be why I've never heard of the man 'till now. XD

Hmmn... perhaps I'm not being perceptive enough, then? Taking that into consideration, the poem should be valued for the sake of knowing how not to approach writing. Yet... I wouldn't ...

I find this quite cynical actually... It isn't funny or intelligent enough, methinks... Whoever made that a rule must have forgotten to clue me in. Eh? *blinkblink* Do you mean ...

I have done as such out of necessity. One such crazed night created this: What if Beauregard Was a Giant Chicken? Weirdest thing I've ever written, yet, it placed in ...

What do you think the line between descriptive, expressive, writing and purple prose is , exactly? What are the differences?

I'll keep this in mind when I'm writing, as my current project has romance elements.

I act out my characters occasionally, including physical mannerisms, but only for a few hours--max. Anything more and I'd have to sign myself into a mental institution, mostly because I ...

Well, that's the question. What's a good series of rules that explains how mountains effect weather? (Rain, climate, etc...) For Worldbuilding purposes.

Hey, this is the lead character for my current major project, and I was wondering if you guys could give some critiques--tell me if I'm missing some major character distinctives, ...